My name is Lauren
Im Adopted My name used to be Shakeemah until i changed it.
Im Cynical, lazy and sort of a Neat Freak I like my room clean but im to lazy to do clean. I have skewed morals, im not above getting even
I hit kids and laugh when old people fall, i have many outregous and random pet peeves, i hate small talk, So dont talk to me unless you have something marginally important to say, and ill do the same to you, i have no life, im nosy, i dont lik emy food to touch, i cant eat chicken in the Dark, as a mattter of fact, im afraid of the dark, im afraid of drowning, dying painfully, dying at all, going blind, not being able to breathe, and bugs. Im pro choice, i believe its a wonams right to chose, im all for gay marriage, i stick to my guns, and im very stubborn about my beliefs im always ready for a debate, id kill if i wouldnt go to jail, i alwaus wanted to be in the CIA or something i like guns and knives even tho i dont know a thing about them, i think that knowledge is very important, but im not willing to work for it. I want to Travel all over, i dont really want that much money, I dont know what i want to be when i get older and i dont really care, ive been suspended for threatening to kill people and fired for cutting a co-workerto me the most important tool a person could posess would be the ability to manipulate people and get them to do what ever they want...i dont know how to comfort a friend and i hate when people come to me with their problems i dont care about your pathetic life of tragedy i dont care if your mom died, or your dog got run over on christmas.....yeah...I like music, i like clothes, i like cats, I love reading about vampires, and watching movies about them, i love the movies underworld, interview with a vampire, queen of the damned, and so on, I like Black,purple, green, pinkand red, I like those really old, castle type houses, and i want to live in one some day, theyre so beautiful..i like the night time, because thats when all the fun shit happens,but my bedtime is like 9 so i always miss out :), i want to live in new york forever, i love the people in New York, everyones crazy and different, and its like you always fit in, New York is the best fuckin place ever,


I also love the movie Phantom Of The Opera, the songs are so pretty, and i love the dresses


I hate people who are closed minded,racist, overly religous, oh and birds...i hate birds

myself, fine ass men, going to the club, partying, drinking, having fun, shopping, hanging out, bein crazy, dancing, getting wasted, hangin with my girls, going to the spa, getting my hair done, looking good, MEN, doing whatever, blasting music, being awesome, being fabulous.....whatever

Rap/ hip hop:, Tila Tequila, Kanye West, Beyonce, Rhianna, Jay Z, Sean Kingston, J Holiday, T-Pain, Lil wayne, T.I, etc, Rock Music:, 80's and 90's bands, i like coheed and cambria, the old papa roach, system of a down, bon jovi, manson, linkin park, evanescense, w/e, I like a little country, pop, eh...pretty much every type of music

V for Vendetta, Underworld 1 & 2, Annapolis, The Professional, Lord of The Rings, The matrix, Queen OF The Damned, Basically Action, Comedy, Romance, Memiors of a Giesha, tec

The Nanny, Charmed, NIP TUCK, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Flavor Of Love, Family Guy, Tila Tequila, The Hills, The Simpsons, Sponge Bob, Drake and Josh, Neds Disclassified, Scrubs, Stephen Colbert, Tyra Banks Show, Americas NExt Top Model, all the mtv stuff

I have alot of favorite books :)